If I Had a Hot Tub Time Machine… Oh Boy
After watching Hot Tub Time Machine, I found myself sitting there thinking, “Well… that escalated quickly,” and then immediately followed it with, “Okay but wait… if I had one of those, what would I actually do?” Because let’s be honest, the idea is ridiculous… but also slightly tempting. I mean, a bubbling, questionable-looking hot tub that sends you back in time? I’m not saying I’d jump in immediately, but I’m also not saying I’d not test it. Probably with snacks. Definitely with a towel, because I don’t trust time travel without a towel. Now, the real question isn’t whether I’d go. It’s what I would actually change if I could. At first, my brain goes straight to the obvious things. You know, the moments that still make you cringe years later for absolutely no reason except your brain enjoys replaying them at 2:00 a.m. I’d like to go back and gently tap my younger self on the shoulder and say, “Hey… maybe don’t say that out loud,” or “That outfit felt like a good idea, but I prom...